Courtesy of lydia-petze, some guy from *M*A*S*H* comes out (did I put enough s*t*a*r*s in??!). THIS LINK IS FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE ON MY FLIST. YOU KNOW KNOW YOU ARE.

Crikey, y'wanna hear Huge Ackman's 'strayan accent? Watch the start of this here clip, why don't ya. (Warning: the clip is followed by the Gay Origins: Wolverine trailer which is pretty much a ( Read more... )

Frakking frakking frakpants, you guys, IT'S COLD! Holy fuckersnaps! Brrrr. (OK. Maybe 11.3°C isn't cold by the standards of where you live, but I am a delicate flower and AM FREEZING MY FRIKKIN' BOOBIES OFF HERE! THINK OF THE BOOBIES.)

So, things to keep me us warm? Kitty/s? Check. (He's curled up on a pile of random junk on the desk right now. ( Read more... )

hai sajee and peace-bloom, gogol bordello has some advice that might be useful for your RBP:

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maybe the moral of the story is YOU SHOULD HIRE HIM TO DO THE MUSIC ZOMG. The hacks folks you got at the moment don't even have EPIC MOUSTACHES. WTF? Also: pickled herring. Right? RIGHT?! ;P
ETA: I am not the person who wrote "Gaaaaah I want Eugene in my pants." in the ( Read more... )

I ARE A BIT GRUMPY RIGHT NOW FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
A) MY PARENTS ARE GOING AWAY AND HAVE SPRUNG IT ON ME TO HOUSE/CAT SIT AT VERY SHORT NOTICE (which, of itself, is not a problem. I'd just like some notice so that I can organise my head/social life around this.)
B) HAVE WATCHED ALL OF BEING HUMAN AND NOW THERE IS NO MORE TO WATCH! D: PLEASE ( Read more... )

Hey you guys! I spent FULL MINUTES making discovering these, so you all should, you know, look at them. Please?


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THEME INGREDIENT: FUCKERSNAPS.

If my memory serves me correctly, and I think it does, fuckersnaps originate from the Basque Region of Spain, where locals enjoy this rare delicacy during the summer months. There is an old proverb surrounding fuckersnaps: first fuck, then snap. If you snap first, then fuck, only disaster will befall you. Fuckersnaps ( Read more... )

Hi guys, I am still behind in my word count and there's only 5 days to go OMG PANIC PANIC PANIC HALP! NEED 9187 7890 6068 4045 WORDS AND PLOT RESOLUTION AND COFFEE OMG NAO HALP ( Read more... )

Does anyone know The Hairy Bikers' Cookbook? It's basically a show of two big hairy bikers, who are actually pussy-cats, riding around in various parts of the world on their motorbikes, eating the local food and then cooking versions of it in various temporary outside kitchens. Also, they are lovers. *shifty-eyes*
The lovebirds:

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I was having a moderately shit day at work today, but then I saw a COUPLE of MFB* FIRE RESCUE BLOKES. OH DUDE. I WAS INSTANTLY HAPPY. Their "uniform" (as they call it. I call it a costume) is a bit different from regular firies who have the yellow pants-navy top-red braces combo (which I know and love). Fire Rescue Dudes have heavy-duty brown ( Read more... )